Island Gods Demand Reese Witherspoon
Guess what? Rumor has it that Reese Witherspoon is co-starring with Ben Stiller in a movie to be filmed here in Honolulu. The plot centers around a weapons specialist who must appease the island gods by throwing a virgin into a volcano. Reese Witherspoon is the virgin!!!!!!!!!!
Yep, Ben Stiller is a disgraced weapons specialist
sent to Hawaii to launch a satellite. He requires the help of the
native islanders who are more than willing to oblige as long as
island gods are appeased. Naturally, the way we appease gods here is by feeding virgins to volcanoes
- a virgin sacrifice if you will. Hard to figure Hollywood out these days...
Ali
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That's a pretty far-fetched plot ... but Ben Stiller is great, so I would go see it!
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Ben Stiller is great? Hell, Reese Witherspoon is great! And a good, Southern girl to boot. That's enough to get me interested...
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A virgin, eh? OK Hollywood...
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I'd probably watch that. Stiller is one of my favorites.
Any idea what the name of the movie is or when I can expect it at the theater near me?
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How did that idea of throwing virgins into volcanos get started?
Of course it still sounds like a decent movie to get a few laughs, you can usually count on Ben Stiller.
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Lovely! Maybe I can spot them... That would seriously rock! Do yo uknow what part of honolulu they're going to be in?
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Is this true? Wow I can't wait for this new movie. I like Reese so much most especially doing comedy movies. ;)
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